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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days ago

The struggle

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  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    A victory is a victory.

  • zbyte64@awful.systems
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    16 days ago

    Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      15 days ago

      Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don’t even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom…

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 days ago

    So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…

      • Senseless@feddit.org
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        15 days ago

        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

        • Booboofinger@lemmy.world
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          If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          15 days ago

          I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 days ago

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

      • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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        15 days ago

        So you’re saying you have a stool stool?

        • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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          Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t prop myself up for comfort. If it’s there, I’m going to use it.

  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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    The poop stool at the side wasn’t used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    15 days ago

    Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

  • Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    15 days ago

    Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

    • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

      • vodka@feddit.org
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        I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

        An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

        This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.

    • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      The 4x is where the real suffering is at

  • Angelusz@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    No. We are not 12yo.

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Get a squatty potty people!

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      15 days ago

      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        15 days ago

        “Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      15 days ago

      Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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        15 days ago

        Or just skip it and go eastern.

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          My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren’t staying any longer than is

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            also a fucking lid please

          • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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            15 days ago

            Decreases doom scrolling for sure.

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    Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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      There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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        Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.

        Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

        Eat a veggie y’all.

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          And I won’t eat grits because its texture sucks, but that’s not the point. Oatmeal is high in fiber, like a lot of vegetables are. Usually bitter, horrible, vile tasting vegetables, like cabbage cultivars. Either way the results are the same though.

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    You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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    • jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 days ago

      I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.

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