A decomposing corpse would fit in nicely.
Splatter some red paint on the far wall in line with the angled ceiling.
Cannabis plants and grow lights
Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.
Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?
You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
Ah yes, that would make sense.
I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.
I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.
you know you want the destructive option
Also a chainsaw cuts chains, while a sawzall isn’t called a sawzmost.
I thought it was for c sections…
No, the C in C-sections stands for sCissors.
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
When we moved into our house a few years ago the den had a ceiling fan that hung at about eye level.
So a crawl in, crawl out den.
…Does that fan actually do what its meant too?
I’d turn it into a mini theater.
Mini theatre/reading nook
The weiling fan is decoration enough
Yer a Wazzard harry.
RGB. Lots and lots of RGB.
Very carefully.
Sideways ceiling fan goes brrrrrrrrr
Boulder cave.
Galvanized square steel?
That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer
Yeah, decorate it just with a tremendous amount of dark red paint, spattered away from the fan, heaviest in the fan corner
It’s a hedge trimmer
I call it the depression portal.