• Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?

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    1 day ago

    Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say “I did nazi that guy”.

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    1 day ago

    I can’t wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

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    1 day ago

    Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

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    1 day ago

    This is so stupid.

    To me, “AI” in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

    …Not a chatbot.

    I’m more “pro” (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don’t need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

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      1 day ago

      There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label NFC label like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

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      1 day ago

      It’s because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.

      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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        Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD’s diagnostics to a HUD as a more polished, standard ‘overlay’ for the driver, literally run with the car’s own hardware. You’d think Tesla execs would know about that since it’s literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.

        …But no.