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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • nexussapphire@lemm.ee
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    “TLDR…”

    I’m kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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    “push files”

    (It’s a personal repo for homework assignments)

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    1 year ago

    merge staging

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Added missing lifecycle blocks”

  • experbia@lemmy.world
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    “fixed. whoops…”

  • Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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    1 year ago

    this is terrible, will rewrite later

  • Worthstream@lemmy.one
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    “fix previous commit”

  • flei@feddit.de
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    “various changes”

    • MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Initial commit

    • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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      I have on multiple occasions done a much more verbose variant of that: “I genuinely cannot remember what I changed”

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    “Eigentlich fertig” was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

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      Und uneigentlich? :D

  • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fix tpyo

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    1 year ago

    “Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything” the story of my life

  • bazzett@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Updated README”

  • fin@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    “idk what happened but it works fine now”

  • pp99@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    see #234

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    “formatting and typo”

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