Buy it dinner first
Will ramen do?
Do the alphabet with your tongue
Backwards, in cursive
Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
Front to back
Start at the little hole at the bottom
Fast, before it evolved into Pac-Man
In the shower
Aggressively.
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
Spread the lips and dig in.
Buy it dinner first
Citrussy
