Salt. Just a lot of salt.
It smells like you da toilet.
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
Incel Farts
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
They didn’t find any men in lol_rule34
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
Only if they’ve failed to drink their verification cans.
The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Damn, that’s some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Bradford pear.
Reminds me of this from back in the day
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
ass
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
