I’ve seen this meme several times and the premise is so dumb but the picture still makes me laugh every time.
please repost this on Wednesday
As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.
As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.
You could do crawfish, they’re just tiny little lobsters
There’s also freshwater lobster you can keep.
If you want to live vicariously, check out this playlist. A guy did just that and his channel is great.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0HiM4heFTOoxnxAnv_WJJArugTScPBUg
I haven’t checked in on Leon in a while.
But it fits in the pan perfectly.
Is that not a toad?
Toads are frogs
That’s a creepy-ass frog
I’ve seen that Simpsons episode, don’t do it!!!
Ehhh I feel like if you release this one, it will come back and kill you in your sleep
If this frog comes back in my sleep, it’s probably just to check if I’ve been drinking enough water and practicing self-care. That’s not murder, that’s an emotional support amphibian.
This is definitely the type that grants wishes.
Just lick its back and don’t mind the foam in your mouth
BUT HIS SMILE
