- Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, “loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can’t bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains” This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
- She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
I feel like when you title your post “Hilarious”, you’re being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.
Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that’s funny to you.
You missed the point. OP’s title suggests that THEY DO NOT THINK IT’S FUNNY EITHER. But they posted it anyway, because updoots I guess
Watch out OP, big funny appreciator over here found your post sub par
As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!
From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.
If there’s two things I hate, it’s off by one errors!
Formatting
Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
R E D H A Tbecomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy
There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄
print(‘I am sorry’*100)
I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…
Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too
Technically 102 if you include the one already said
No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
Leave me I’m angry.
Who speaks like this?
Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II
Maybe non native speaker. If you add “alone” in there it sounds fine.
Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you
Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.
Nah, anyone that’s childish enough to ask something like that isn’t worth the effort.
goes to stack overflow to steal some code
Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.
102 times if you count the one before the code.
