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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    2meirl4meirl

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    People with anhedonia: No, I don’t think I will.

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    I feel so seen

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    how the hell does gobshite like this get 500+ upvotes

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      This is literally the shitpost community.

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    How did you know?

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    It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot

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      I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5’12"

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        This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh god I didn’t even notice that

    • TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml
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      I just had to look it up, you guys really don’t have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.

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        And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it’s all actually very easy and switching wouldn’t be worth the hassle anyway. We’d actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.

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      What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?

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    Represents me perfectly, thanks OP

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    Harold smile lookin bro

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    Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests

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    This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times

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      As a magnitude, that is equivalent.

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        This begs the question. Is the number of times you have been born a signed or unsigned integer?
        Hell, why are we even assuming it’s an integer. What’s to say you weren’t born 0.331517718 times?

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          That’s generally referred to as shoulder dystocia.

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    You’re only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don’t waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.

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    I don’t enjoy my interests. :(

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    relatable meme

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    Three out of four ain’t bad.

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    1 year ago

    That is so me

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