Is that bald Hayden Christensen?
“You are on this Wait Staff, but we do not grant you the rank of Waiter.”
I’m going to use this and you can’t stop me
Hmmm. I WASN’T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don’t do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren’t there signs saying not to do it.
POV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself
I’m the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don’t think my chances for immortality are too good.
Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.
“Pan” sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It’s funny because it’s true.
Those nonsticks 😩
If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?
Eyyyyyyy
