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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

I just trimmed my nails

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I just trimmed my nails

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • don@lemm.ee
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    What the fuck is up with that font? It’s objectively worse than comic sans. It’s a goddamn crime against humanity!

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 年前

      Is it Samsung’s “choco cooky” maybe?

      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        1 年前

        It was made by hurtful people

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          1 年前

          We can agree on that. It’s a horrible font.

  • DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world
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    1 年前

    Needs more jpeg.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 年前

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    1 年前

    This guy wears the really short jorts.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 年前

      Jorting around every day

  • fristislurper@feddit.nl
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    1 年前

    Christian Horner?

  • betheydocrime@lemmy.world
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    This joke kinda reveals that OP is circumsized and probably thinks all other people with pensises are circumsized, too.

    I wish nonconsentual genital mutilation wasn’t such a normalized thing in American society.

    • detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      i think more than anything this more reveals that you just wanted to make a commentary on genital mutilation. fair enough but you didn’t really need to make so many assumptions about op to do it

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      As a non American with a full blown flesh cap I agree with your latter sentence.

      • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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        1 年前

        A banana with its peel.

        • don@lemm.ee
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          1 年前

          An eye with its eyelid.

          • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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            A talala with its turtleneck

            • fossphi@lemm.ee
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              A pig in a blanket

              • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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                A pinky in a shorts leg

    • Cap@kbin.social
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      Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

      • betheydocrime@lemmy.world
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        What even is the joke that you’re enjoying? “haha unsolicited dick pics are funny if it turns out to actually not be a dick under further examination”?

        • lad@programming.dev
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          Well, pretty obviously, that is the joke

          • betheydocrime@lemmy.world
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            Can’t argue with that. I think I need to remove myself from this community

    • don@lemm.ee
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      I wish nonconsentual genital mutilation wasn’t such a normalized thing in American society.

      I wholeheartedly agree.

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      It’s a thumb

  • Striker@lemmy.worldM
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    1 年前

    Lmfao you got me there op.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 年前

      I uploaded it specifically to get you!

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