How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
When was the last time you had it with you? Sometimes it helps to retrace your steps.
Guys, I called the number, and a multidimensional portal opened up in front of me. I’m scared. Wat do?
That bastard owes me $3.50 he’s hiding from me
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It was you, wasn’t it?
Sorry I ate it. I was hungry
Maybe if you remembered to put Jupiter back where it belonged after you were done with it, it wouldn’t be lost now, hmm?
I see it!
Oh fuck not again
Found him … He’s running for president of the US
Long overdue. This MFer has a hundred moons. How many does America have? That’s right, one. We’re doing something WRONG.
Sweet, someone upgraded flushes.
Is the call to mars toll-free?
