Ooh baby when you talk like that
oh baby
when you
dance like thaaaaat
you make
🎶 Boooot, dee-boot dee boooot, dee-boot dee booooot 🎶
I know people who have called their kid Shakira, and there is no way you can say that name only once.
“Get here this instant, Shakira, Shakira”
I detest her.
then i start singing I’m on tonight sounding like Kermit the frog
Synapse don’t lie.
These hips don’t lie
https://www.npr.org/2023/11/20/1214135694/shakira-tax-fraud-deal-trial
The hips may not, but the lips and fingers do, apparently.
on a weekly basis
This gif goes hard
Now you are hard
As a lesbian, I also agree that she makes me want to speak Spanish.
Mine is when i’m stuck with a problem, my brain yell at me to “try everything”.
No fightin’
no but it’ll start doing that now
No. Why the hell would it?
¿como te llama? bonita. mi casa, su casa
¡Shakira shakira!
Not gonna lie - because of the hips.
