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PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I can't unsee it now

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I can't unsee it now

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PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    I’m from Chicago and thanks.

  • someguy3@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Damn.

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    1 year ago

    It’s a robot reading a book!

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      While on horseback

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        1 year ago

        Yes, while on a whore’s back.

  • Darth_Mew@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I do not fear the backside as you do!!

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    1 year ago

    For a shitpost this is quality

  • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    No way

  • 4grams@awful.systems
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    1 year ago

    I’m in my 40’s and never seen that. Excellent childish humor right here that I too can no longer unsee :)

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    1 year ago

    The same bull logo in the original image inverted. Upside-down, it does indeed look like a robot violating a crab.

    Just to save folks from having to google for it like I just did.

    • TwanHE@lemmy.world
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      Bruh, just turn your phone or ctrl + alt + arrow on windows. For Linux idk if there is a common shortcut someone can fill me in there.

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        Yeah, I was on Linux at the time, and I’m pretty sure the answer to how you’d go about flipping your display is “it depends how your graphical setup is set up. On KDE, you do XYZ in settings. In Gnome you do ABC in settings. In Cinnamon you do MNO in settings. If you’re using a more minimal WM on X11, you type xrandr *something something* in a terminal. If you’re using a Wayland compositor it depends which compositor. On Sway you’d do swaymsg *something something*.” Etc.

        (Not that I couldn’t have done it for my specific setup without too much effort, but surely there’s a good portion of users out there who weren’t using phones or tablets and had setups where they didn’t know off the top of their heads how to rotate their screen in software.)

    • holycrap@lemm.ee
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      Looks like he has crabs

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      1 year ago

      The hero we knew we didn’t need. Thanks

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      *NSFC

      Not Safe For Crabs

      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        Eventually this will be a issue as we evolve into crabs

    • stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi
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      1 year ago

      Why google it?

      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          Don’t Roko’s Basilisk the singularity.

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            Joke’s on the Basilisk, I’m into that shit

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            roko’s basilisk is the fear of god rebranded for a wider audience

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      1 year ago

      Looks like the crab is pleasuring the robot to me.

      • nomous@lemmy.world
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        It’s a crab with a fancy haircut putting in work.

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        Full on rodick to crabmouth. I bet there’s foam and everything.

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      I’ve never felt Mor powerful browsing on my phone.

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    1 year ago

    … From a certain point of view.

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    1 year ago

    Them crab cheeks is THICC

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    1 year ago

    Where is the bull image from?

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      1 year ago

      Chicago Bulls basketball team logo.

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        Thanks!

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    https://xkcd.com/2314/

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    Ummmm, I see a robot reading a book on a designer table😇

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      Oh you sweet summer child….

      • nomous@lemmy.world
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        It’s a book about fucking crabs.

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    Maybe he consented?

    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Haha, silly, crabs don’t have souls…

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    Damn, so its a “Head” Crab?

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