CMV: He-Man is a naturalist witch, while Skeletor is a puritanical conquering Christian (like Christopher Columbus)?
Evilyn would be more than happy to switch sides! 🍆
Man. Roids really shrink your pee-pee huh?
Carpet does NOT match the drapes.
Um… not HIS at any rate.
So he’s a bottle blond. There’s nothing wrong with that.
What makes you think it’s the head that was dyed
Idk. I’m blonde up top, my beard comes in ginger, and all my body hair is dark. I buy it
It does. It’s just dirty.
The stinky back of that poor tiger
All of Fatman Beyond plugging Manscaped finally got to him.
It doesn’t help that Kevin makes those ad reads take like 15 minutes.
You can’t do this to my boy skelator . Also twist ? He man was always the villain ?
Skeletor was just trying to overthrow an unjust monarchy.
For real i always liked him
