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snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

My son uses Arch... How do I know? He tells me... Constantly...

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My son uses Arch... How do I know? He tells me... Constantly...

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snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    “You know what they say about Arch users, right?”

    “That they’re pedophiles?”

    [Spits out drink in laughter because I expected them to say “they tell everyone”]

  • MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml
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    But what does an Arch using vegan who does cross fit talk about first?

    • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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      That they’re going to Coachella.

    • mathemachristian[he]@lemm.ee
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      communism

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      Their microbrew.

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    I think FreeBSD users are the literal gluten free vegans of the Linux community. That is if you want to consider them part of the community.

    They don’t use Linux and they don’t use glibc.

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      I feel like with this analogy that would be like saying vegans are part of the meat community which I would assume most people would disagree with.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      Of all the OSes I’ve tried to get into, FreeBSD is the worst by a longshot. I didn’t even get it up and running because the community was so fucking toxic. Yes, I read the fucking manpages, no the thing I’m trying to do wasn’t covered or was unclear. Oh my God, alright, nevermind.

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        I’m not sure I really see the reason to use BSD over Linux in the first place

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Arch btw

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    I’m a celiac with a dairy allergy, but I use Fedora.

    …

    I miss cheese so much

  • StellarTabi [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    garuda garuda garuda https://garudalinux.org/

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    Stop using the Steven Crowder meme already. The guy is total trash.

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      OP does not use said meme

      this guy links to it

      Smh.SMH.

      (Or possibly OP edited away from that meme and this guy leaves the link. I’m a day late, take your pick. )

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      Just as OP.

  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    And put down your phones!

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    Man, imagine being stuck not only in a distro-wars mindset, but also thinking vegans are some kind of problem. Not ever has any of my countless vegan friends started to talk about how great being a vegan is. Strangely this phenomenon seems to be limited to social media and I couldn’t care less about that

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      To the contrary. It’s normally non-vegans making a big deal about it when they find out, asking the same questions, and attempting to debate.

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        Exactly. Open any post on the internet even slightly hinting towards veganism (or cute animals for that matter), and you’ll have the insufferable army posting gifs of sizzling bacon, steak being cut, or making jokes about how that one guy’s childhood chicken would make for a perfect chicken nugget.

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    In that there’s a meme about them constantly talking about it, and any attempt to call the meme wrong is just used as further evidence in favor of it?

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    Stop using the Chowderhead template.

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      Stop slandering my culinary heritage by associating it with famed wife beater Steven Crowder. We’ve suffered enough already, we has to grow up in Boston - and, true story, I once nearly got reported to HR because of a D&D game involving Hooked Horrors.

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    Downvote cause of Crowder image_20230829234324

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      We did it, Lemmy!

    • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.world
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      This is excellent

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        Its not mine… I found it somewhere and saved it. and thank you

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    deleted by creator

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    Chuck Norris invented Arch btw.

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    I’m related to someone who’s the same way with closed captions. Yes, I know you can understand every word. Yes, I can see how it makes you enjoy a show even more because you catch all of the little things. No, I don’t want to turn it on this time when you’re visiting.

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      If you’re actually hearing impaired I’ll probably tolerate it for you. Though realistically we just won’t watch anything together.

      Otherwise I hate you for asking. Nothing makes a show/movie unwatchable more than having the text of what a character is going to say shoved in my face before they say it. I’d rather get kicked in the balls repeatedly than watch shit with subtitles. It’s less severe torture.

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        Jeez are captions that bad for you? You can’t like, tune them out?

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          Absolutely.

          They’re exactly the same as the audio being out of sync. It literally makes me want to puke.

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            We’ve upset the great captioned mind! Run for it Marty!

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