Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians
Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I’m hungover from Guiness
I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.
That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
Some call that hot cocoa.
I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
Especially since they got the skin off my ass.
Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
Maybe the cocoa butter will sooth the pain?
Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?
Not really
It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.
Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper
Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out
Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.
And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.
The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol
The tiles should be flag-colored. It’s part of the Flag Code.
Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.
Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?
Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.
Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.
I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long
I vape in the shower every morning. I’ve also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)
Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor
I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning
Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day
That’s pretty obviously a Texan’s shower. The Buc-ee’s lighter is a giveaway. However, that’s a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.
I’m very concerned about that person’s mental health.
Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though
Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there’s one in Florida but I haven’t been there.
In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.
How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.
No burger the size of a child’s heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.
There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you’re on to something and should contact the Hostess company.
I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.
I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.
Nice glock bro
The gun is just there to exfoliate.
Fake, I don’t see a pick-up truck.
They don’t make showers that big. Not even public showers.
The shower is in the back seat.
My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.
You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.
Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?
