The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age
That’s not affection, it’s confection.
Same thing to some of us 🤷
I’m getting irrationally angry that they don’t start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.
That’s my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to “sugar,” and so on
I vote vanilla extract.
Just tested number 5… DO NOT RECOMMEND. I’m now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.
This how you end up waiting forever.
Preheat your oven first you numpties.
If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating
Postheating
You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring…
Her?
Look, I’m sure egg is a very nice person…
I’m egg, and I’m evil
That’s gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don’t preheat first.
Well, don’t you want a soggy girlfriend?
🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵
I was in a bluegrass ban called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.
I hope this post rises to the top.
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You are the very first person to say this!
And voilà - she’s got a turkey in the oven
