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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Hippo, really paul

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Hippo, really paul

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Uncle Roach@lemmy.world
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    Whats up with the weird image quality with the text screenshot?

    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      It’s funnier because it implies the bit on the bottom is unimportant.

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      Sorry my scanner has been acting up.

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        Is it a newly acquired x-ray scanner, by any chance?

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      It’s fake

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        Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?

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    It’s really fake. If you have someone on video stealing, you call the police.

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      It’s not fake, I saw it on twitter too

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        It’s true, I was that tweet.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Well that settles it

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      Not if I’m using my practice to sell laughing gas for some under the table fun money.

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        People who do nitrous recreationally are desperate for that medical-grade dentist hookup already. No blackmail needed.

        Now using incriminating video to get me to floss regularly, that could work…

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          I was working at a hospital and an email came out asking if anyone knew where the Entonox delivery went as it had been ‘mislaid’. This fucking thing was a divers scuba bottle welded onto a trolley so it could be wheeled around easily…

          Damn right the whole flat had a hookah session with it - that would have lasted all weekend!

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    That poor hippo must feel so violated!

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    Omg, she’s 100% flirting with him.

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      1 year ago

      ngl that’s a pretty good pickup line

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