Until he finds a new mistress
Accounting he only had one on the go at a time.
Besides the “meme” being cringe inducing garbage at a similar level to ‘live, laugh, love’. Just seems like copium or self aggrandising.
I guess she has to cope somehow since it has not even been a year since they got married and they already had a huge fight. She complained about his kids staying over at their house (ex wife has them for 2 weeks, then he has them for 2 weeks) cause she hates kids & doing stuff for them; and he got very angry and essentially told her to get the fuck out if she doesn’t like it cause she knew what she was signing up for and to never talk badly about his children again cause they come before her. She truly dreamed that after he divorces he’ll drop his entire family and start a brand new life with her.
Your sister sounds immature. Might help if she did therapy or even a self help book.
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Ah. The blissful happy ending that they both deserve. Thank you for sharing.
Wow, I knew she wouldn’t be the brains of any operation but I didn’t think I’d be siding with the cheating douchefuck so completely. Like, she’s really got those premium blinders on to think all that, damn. Unless he had said he’d leave it all but at that point I don’t believe either of them enough to make any judgement or assumption.
Are people not allowed to have a huge fight until after 1 year in the relationship?
Fights happen. A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem. This insinuates to others that fighting in the first year is bad or wrong, and that’s just not necessarily true.
A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem
I’m not sure how you define “fight.” For me (and probably many others), it conjures an image of violence.
A lot of people in relationships resolve disagreements through discussion. If a partner were unable to discuss an issue without getting violent (even non-physical violence, like shouting), they wouldn’t remain my partner. Point is, being able to resolve issues in a mature way is a basic requirement for many relationships.
I know that isn’t everyone’s experience though. I can only imagine how much crap you’ve been through for “relationship fights” to feel so normal. I’m sorry, that has to really suck. :(
In a marriage/committed partnership, I think most people would consider a fight to be an argument with raised voices and some ill feeling. I really don’t think most people consider shouting to be violent. Upsetting, maybe, but violent?
Fair enough. But do most people really think it’s healthy to shout at their partners when they disagree over something? I’m kind of shocked at how many people are voting as if that’s a normal expectation in a relationship.
It’s like you read the first sentence and then stopped
Fights happen for sure. But the reason? She has no fore thought.
I think what OP was pointing out was the severity of the fight, and the way that it has illustrated fundamentally different expectations of this new relationship so soon – not just that there has been a fight within the first year because you’re right, disagreements are normal and usually healthy.
Fucking pathetic
Most home wreckers are self aggrandizing hypocritical narcissists, so… yeah.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
People say this phrase as a form of copium as well.
What possesses people to use a word as dumb as “copium”?
The word itself is actually a pretty good slang to describe the common act that human beings do known as coping, which can also paired with the funny meme of someone actually huffing a substance called copium like it was a potent drug. Let’s be real, some people have the bliners on so thick with denial and do mental gymnastics so hard to protect themselves from unpleasant ideas that may damage their ego or mindset that they may as well be high on something fierce. I’m usually the one criticizing new unnecessary words I think are stupid but I like this one better than most others.
Notice how toward the beginning of your comment you said in a non-cringey way? I prefer that.
Lessons will be learned here
So you’re an optimist then.
doubt
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
No, they won’t.
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
She believes he’ll be loyal to her cause she dedicates all of her time to him. She’s a bit delusional to say the least…
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
I never thought leopards would eat MY face…
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
HiLaRiOuS
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
He was searching it too and found a woman
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
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What horrible people. Cheaters deserve the worst in this world, fucking traitors.
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
In my case, YEP.
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
Keep us updated 😄
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
