A Taco Bell finally opened up where I liv, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?
Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that’s too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.
First try the toilet paper.
You have an order of operations problem.
You gotta know if you’re dealing with single ply later.
I don’t think a person who has never had the Bell is qualified to be a toilet paper tester.
Ah yeah that’s fair.
I can recommend the Chalupa and Crunch Wrap Supreme
What did you get and how was it?
Tried the chicken chalupa and fries. Not bad.
Tacos
Taco bells menu is like 10 different ingredients combined in various ways, it nearly all tastes identical with the exception of the various protein options (I suggest vegetarian).
Yes! Taco Bell is the go-to fast food restaurant for vegetarians. I suggest the black bean chalupa supreme, veggie mexican pizza, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Unfortunately, that meal and a beverage will probably cost about $17 usd these days
You’ve got some people saying you gotta slather it in the hot sauces, and other people saying to get ready to have the shits.
Uh, you can avoid the shits by not using the hot sauces.
Is the hot sauces the secret to getting the shits??
I’m pretty sure going to Taco Bell is the secret to getting the shits.
can’t wait till they open here 🌋
You need to build up tolerance first. Go slow with a simple taco, otherwise you digestion gonna do civil war.
We need an update!
I came, I sat, I ate.
Did you cum before, during, or after the crunchwrap supreme?
Followup question, is your anus ok or on fire?
A Seven-layer Steak Burrito & a beef meximelt… about 12 years ago…
The chicken chalupa is pretty good.
Soft shell tacos. Easy and does great with any of the sauces. I usually do two fire sauce and one diablo per taco.
Quesadilla with extra creamy jalapeno sauce.
@lazylion_ca it’s a fast food version of Mexican.
I like crunchy tacos with one packet of hot sauce per taco. Crunchy taco supreme is good. Burrito Supreme is good, too.
Sauce is very important, though. You have to have it. Start with the hot sauce (orange packets), and work your way up if you need to. They used to have green sauce that was pretty good, but it’s only available in grocery stores now. 🙄
For a drink, you need to try a Baja Blast. It’s like their signature thing. Very sweet, has its own flavor you can’t really describe.
Just keep in mind that it’s fast food. It’s not casual fast like Chipotle or Panera - - more Macdonald’s or Wendy’s.
One thing Taco Bell has had over a lot of fast food places for a long time is that vegetarians and vegans can actually get edible meals there. It’s basically all of the same ingredients, just mixed around differently.
They also have bowls you can get. They’re not terrible. I prefer my old standard menu items that haven’t changed in 40 years, though.
I recommend Charmin Ultra Strong.
Baja Blast with whatever you get. Its the best god damn thing about taco bell and im STILL FUCKING PISSED IT LOST THAT ELECTION TO BE YEAR ROUND IN STORS LIKE 7 YEARS AGO
All I get at Taco Bell any more is the steak power bowl and the cheese potatoes. The bowl is basically just a deconstructed burrito and the cheesy potatoes are cubed, fried potatoes covered in nacho cheese and sour cream.
Their French fries are also hella good; they’re like their own kind of cheese dust covered fry. But the cheese potatoes are just better
Ive definitely had way worse fries.
