This list is missing beer???
K tier for „keep away“
Alcohol free beer is wonderful!
It is. Low alcoholic is 😘🤏. Or something to that effect.
Water drinkers are so smug. So proud to be so boring that they drink only something that tastes of nothing. Unless you’re absolutely parched and/or it’s scorching outside, literally anything else that actually has a flavor is better.
Oh no, the sugar has melted his brain!
Water has a flavour you silly billy.
I don’t fight the truth, king 🙏
I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.
Piss water
Try green tea with raw honey. You will shut up.
That’s cheating! I can take medicine with honey as well and even if it stops tasting horrible it’s still the honey doing the heavy lifting. We can agree on a compromise and put honey in the D tier though.
Honey is not doing heavy lifting. Tea has a lot of antioxidants, L-theanine and 20-40mg caffeine per cup. Great for sleep and stress remedy.
I see you haven’t had proper tea yet
I mostly agree, but I’m not drinking any sort of tea after a 10k. Water/tea/coffee is 95% of what I drink. Whole milk is 3%, and boba tea is another 1%. I’m ashamed to say I drink soda in social settings.
I’d argue though, after a 10K, you’re not drinking for any other reason than hydration and in such cases water is always the best. But I’d argue that’s an edge case unless you’re a professional athlete or live in a very hot environment
Isn’t… the exclusive reason to drink… hydration?
I mean if I was an avid reader in Sweden I could get by on tea/coffee exclusively. Most people will, on occasion, need to drink water to rehydrate.
I also drink because I enjoy the taste. Some people drink coffee or energy drinks to stay awake. One can drink alcohol to get drunk. There are many reasons. Yes, hydration is almost always a present and desired effect but not always the reason.
no shame in a good sodie pop once in a while
its everyday that it becomes horrible, for teeth and weight
I have the biggest weak spot for sarsparilla! Or if I find a microbrewery that makes any root beer~
I’m not a soda drinker generally but microbreweries sodas are always so much better than anything the big three put out
TIL that tea dehydrates you is a myth, just looked that up
Same with coffee. I believe it’s actually caffeine that can work as a diuretic.
Possibly depends a bit how you make it. If you make extremely strong black tea and then dump tons of sugar in it it’s definitely less refreshing than unsweetened mint tea for example. Tea, like most things in life, is a spectrum.
You mean to say: Most things in life are, like tea, a spectrum.
Something like this exist?
Hydrohomies was a big sub on Reddit for a good while. Idk where it’s at now, but yeah, it’s like a whole thing.
Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.
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Since soda is actually like 95-98% water, soda is basically water… Ipso facto soda homies are actually hydro homies confirmed.
So we’re just all part of a big family ?! 😲
I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.
Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet
Then water is even further above what we supposed.
You tell 'em, brother!
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Do we have a
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I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.
Milk a tier
Milk can kill me putting it in S tier
When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.
most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink anothr species milk. milk involves raping & killing cows. F tier
Some of the points check out others are like WTF?
Ah yes, gotta fuck then kill the cow to get me some delicious potassium soup
raping cows? what?!?!?!
Mammals produce milk for their offspring. Dairy farmers have to keep their dairy cows pregnant and having babies constantly so they continue producing milk. This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination. Either could be considered rape. I guess an ethical farmer could only choose to opportunistically collect extra milk at times when their cows have given birth and after the calf has drank their fill, but that’s not how it happens at large dairy farms.
i always thought domesticated cows were bred to produce milk all the time. i will search a little to know more about that
edit: i have searched and dairy farming indeed works the way the person i replied to said it worked. to add, that can be done so much to a single cow it can cause diseases and infections on the cow
edit2: i forgot to say that those things dont count as rape, since rape means forcing a person to do sexual things without their consent, so by letting a bull do the work i feel its completely fine. artificial insemination is a different story, and i just seriously dont want to think about it
Oh yeah because the bulls in the in the wild ask the cows for permission -_-
And the inseminated cows goes “o fuck, I’m late again! I can’t go thought this again. my career will go to shit”.
Letting nature do its thing is a whole lot different than humans doing a similar act. We generally don’t condone cruelty to animals in lab environments or everyday life, even though predators maul and maim other species all the time.
This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination
Animals aren’t capable of consenting to anything. They lack both the communication capabilities and the mental facilities to make the kind of decisions that are involved in any kind of consent. This is similar to how the severely mentally disabled are unable to consent and must instead have a caretaker give medical consent.
I’ll concede that animal farming practices are generally difficult to justify and align with our modern morals, but farm animals can and often are treated with a level of respect to quality of life that is not far from some pets, just with the added expectation that they also provide for us.
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Milk is below F tier.
Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.
Milk G tier
Milk S tier. Same with good pussy.
Where teas and juices and coffee?
Tea and coffee A tier. Juice is D tier (basically the same amount of sugar as sodas but at least has some antioxidants).
and milk
Good black coffee is a low S or high A tier drink. Sure, it makes me poop, but it tastes great and makes me productive.
Coffee for breakfast water for lunch and beer for dinner, what else do you need
S+ Tier: Carbonated water
Bro F–, don’t ruin my water
is it tho? it makes everyone who drinks it burp, id give it A tier
Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
LMAO yeah I’m keeping it
Yep but I am addicted to it
Better version:
If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.
100% of people who don’t also die
Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.
if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth
Nah even without extraterrestrial expansion or extermination the % will decrease. Space and resources are limited and populations that don’t adapt reproduction numbers to the limitations of the system they live in won’t remain. Like a dying lake.
Read my comment again. I said “without any limiting factors”. What you are describing are limiting factors.
RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that
i have never heard of RC cola
Imagine if Pepsi was still good
Whiskey tho
Châteauneuf du Pape tho
Nectar of the God’s
Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!
It’s a type of water so it’s S tier
Flint, MI would like to have a word with you…