There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

Easy oil exchange pump. You need to stroke it left and right in order to get the old oil out of the tip of the lever.

All these “Sporty” cars bros do this. Just entitled bitches that want to hurt people.

In my experience Audi drivers are the worst. Whenever I see an idiot on the road there’s always an Audi driver trying to out-idiot them right behind.

I’d like to think that this is because BMW drivers are Orcs.

(most) Italian drivers:

Why all the hate for BMW drivers? Pickup owners should also be in this meme.

I tried sliding the control rod in and out of the steering column, but nothing happened. I think it’s stuck.

I currently drive a BMW and I use them. But that’s because BMW driver is a state of mind and not based on the car you own. I am a Toyota driver at heart.

This works for people in the state of Florida too.

Ah this again… BMW offers an indicator subscription… you get 10 free flashes per month, and then if you haven’t bought in, it’s pay per flash… sheesh… how is that hard to understand? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Us BMW drivers do use indicators, they’re just at a wavelength that poor people can’t see.

The state I currently live, Louisiana, and it seems like blinkers at all is a premium package upgrade. Hell, half the time cops don’t even use them around here. The only vehicle I can reliably see use them are out of state 18 wheelers.

Was behind a driver’s Ed car once, no kids, the instructor. No blinker used…

I wish that problem was confined to BMW, it’s common enough to happen even with popular car drivers 'round these parts.