• Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    22 hours ago

    I once asked a girl to dance with me. She said she was actually looking for someone with boobs. I convinced her by saying I have manboobs.

    That was my peak rizz.

  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com
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    22 hours ago

    Until you get into botched synthol jobs. Or maybe that’s your thing also and you’re the reason people do that. Shame on you.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      22 hours ago

      Oh God no. I just like meaty hairy man tits to lay my head on like pillow or put in my mouth.