SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoNext time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds. I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoLet me introduce you to… The Metaverse!
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoEmbed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoyeah that’ll do it.
minus-squareresidentmarchant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoDon’t forget subway surfers!
minus-squaretbird83ii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoDon’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
minus-squarejas0n@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAlso, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.
I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
Let me introduce you to…
The Metaverse!
Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Upscale it to 4K for no reason
yeah that’ll do it.
Don’t forget subway surfers!
Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.