I tried googling ‘jimmy fallon vulcan’ and couldn’t find that picture, just him joking about a statue. It’s spot on though

The universe originated as a vibrational wave from Fred Flintstone playing a dinosaur bone keyboard.

I joke about this with my old friends who grew up in the 60s and 70s and tell me their wild stories of doing drugs marijuana, LSD, MDMA, and whatever else they had.

I tell them they’re still there and the trip hasn’t ended yet and they’ll wake up soon. I’m an illusion, this is all in your mind … you’ve been hallucinating the past 40 years.

shit i don’t even have a stepdad and this happened