• Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    So, who is providing the software? Because that’s who is paying to get a unique data set of face images. Specifically Brazilian faces of people who either self-indentify as hung over or want to try to game the system for a discount. I’ll let you guess which population is going to be bigger.

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      10 months ago

      Taking advantage of inebriated people to hand over their biometrics, not even for a free burger, but a discounted burger.

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          10 months ago

          Oh no, they’d get slightly less obscenely wealthy on the exploitation of ill-gotten biometrics *shockedpikachuface*

  • theodewere@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    AI that reads your face and starts cooking what you’re hungry for is in the right direction… that’s more of the cities in the clouds, Jetsons world than the Phillip K. Dick kinda place that we’re cultivating…

  • eighthourlunch@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    They meant to say fecal recognition. They’re struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

  • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Do the legal drug to let A.I descide if you had enough of it to get the shittiest meal possible for cheaper.

  • LWD@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    I could have written that algorithm for them.

    IsCustomerHungover()
        if restaurant=Burger King
            return true
        else return true  # out of spite tbh
    
  • AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldB
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    10 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    The Brazilian wing of Burger King announced a surveillance technology marketing stunt this week called the “Hangover Whopper,” celebrating the booze-filled days between Christmas and New Year’s with facial recognition.

    “At the end of the year, it’s Friday every day, and the hangover kicks in,” a vaguely robotic voice says as images of cheeseburgers glitch in and out over fake computer code.

    The Burger King software thought for a second, and then recommended the Double Whopper Jr. That’s only a one on the hangover scale — tell that to my headache — but I did earn a little discount for my privacy sacrifice: a coupon code for R$3.00, or about $0.62 in American dollars.

    For the last decade, advocates raised alarms over the creeping spread of facial recognition, a technology that promises to destroy the few remaining shreds of privacy we have left.

    Just last week, the FTC banned Rite Aid from using facial recognition for five years after an investigation found the drugstore used a lazy implementation of the technology to falsely accuse thousands of people of shoplifting, including one incident involving an 11-year-old girl.

    It’s also functionally useless for other things like measuring your emotions, detecting political affiliations, or finding you a date, despite the dozens of companies promising digital phrenology.


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