Have you tried using more cowbell?
There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease
I need Bad, BAD medicine
It carries coffee addiction
I have this tattooed on my back
Okay… Well… We’ll just put you on the “do not ever fuck” list.
That is absolutely for the best
Turns out it’s Man.
People are technically sexually transmitted diseases
Idk, feels like we’re doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it’s infection
By increasingly expanding the population?
By causing global warming which will eventually kill the virus, like a fever.
Every year since the Release of the original Kingsmann movie i start to think more and more, that this movies villain Idea wasnt so bad at all. Except for his “let those live who can afford it” vibes, fuck that.
If we’re a virus, we’re like herpes. You can try to kill us, but we’ll always come back.
Or we’re a virus like Smallpox and we explode in size but then get eradicated.
Sometimes things get bigger before they get smaller.
Just some humans
Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
It carries life?
There’s a cure for life
Oh right. It only works once though.
It is quite definitive though. Aside from one (alleged) occurrence of a person not being cured (and it is also alleged to have worked the second time, in that case), it has never been described to fail in all of humanity’s recorded history
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
*Slaps trailer, “You can fit so much Herpes in this thing.”
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
Yeah, I’m sure it’s some sort of expensive hobby he’s addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.
Braaaaaaaaaaaap!
That’s an amazing name for a horse.
is it stupidity?
a disease which has no cure
Thrill-seeking recklessness.
It’s okay, it’s near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out