“I’m your dirty little vegetable” is both disturbing and adorable at the same time. I’ve only just woken up and that’s already enough internet for the day. Have a good one, people.
*Googles where to find dirty little vegetables
A: wherever you left them
A: there should be a plant growing where you buried it, which will make more vegetables
Kink shaming will not be tolerated
First genuine laughter of the morning thanks
Relevant
XKCDMake Some NoiseAye, physically disabled people are allowed to have weird kinks too.
Dirty crippled bitches need love too.
Gigiddy…
And you can save 50% on rope because you don’t have to bind their legs!
Lol wtf
Howard Kessler entered the chat
Honestly this is hella cute
I mean I wouldn’t say “cute”
I would :)
This is the kind of shenanigans I love in kink.
The real issue is Daddy’s penchant for capitalizing the first letter of (almost) every word
Don’t kink shame.