“you pee tcp? i pee urine” - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude
Career prospects
Are they going to expand into Canada? That’s a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.
UDP: Hold my beer.
UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.
UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill
Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
-DDOS attacks
Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun
beer proceeds to shatter on the ground
UDP: meh
Here’s another one, catch!
Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol
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