A log splitter will work just as well.
I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?
Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.
And take all things valuable with them.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
I was just going to suggest adding rockets to the blade, but this sends a message.
