I made this silly thing cuz I always call it that and now I wanna hang this in my room >v<
Bonus UwO:
I feel old…
Did they add the sand worms to this game yet?
the massive worms that jump out of the ground and shake ur screen and sometimes make a loud rawr noise and dive into the ground again? yeh I think theyre most common in the more deadly looking planets :3 but they don’t do much more than that :<
I can’t help pronouncing this as woe man’s sky
Woke Man’s Sky 😔
That’s IT!!! 😡
I’m putting Woke Man’s Sky on the woke games list!!
Edit: of course it’s already in there, lmao
Browsing for the lulz. I hadn’t realized transhumanism was Woke! Also drug use isn’t apparently a Woke! criteria for this reviewer.
Jesus, why did I click around in there? I want to pity them for being so pathetic, but they’re being pathetic in the most aggravating way. This game is woke because it’s got a black man and an Asian man in it. That game is woke because it refers to the faceless protagonist with they/them pronouns.
What’s sad is I’m sure there are some people engaging in that forum as a form of satire and Poe’s law is in full effect so we will never know who is who.
The biggest joke is that there are a bunch of games with left-wing messages that are not considered woke ar all:
- Bioshock 2 (Randian Objectivism for the win?)
- Deus Ex (Are corporations bad? Who knows‽)
- Fursan al Aqsa Fighting against colonialism is anti-woke I guess?
- Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad (Need I say more?)
huh that list is actually kinda cool, nice way to find representation in steam games :3
apparently vitiligo is woke now too
Woman
Woman! :3
I always assumed that’s what it meant by No Man’s Sky? Just like how a woman can take down Sauron.
did they actually do that?! :O Ive never watched whatever Sauron is from but if they went “no man can do this” and then got a bad bitch to do it thats so cool x3
It is absolutely a thing that happened. She’s even says, “I’m no man!”
omg missed opportunity to make her trans, would have been absolutely perfect then x3
Wo man. Woooah man!
Woooah, men! :3
Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man.
She was a thief, you got to believe,
she stole my heart and my cat.Judy, Betty, Josie
and those hot Pussycats…
they made me horny,
on Saturday morning…
girls of cartoo-ins
will leave me in ruins…
I want to be Betty’s Barney.Jane… get me off this crazy thing…
called love.
Those ships are dildo’s?
anything is a dildo if ure brave enough :3
I think I’m a brave little toaster…
