Depp , he’s about the only one that could pull it off.
Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor
For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
I’d take him as a second choice if I couldn’t get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I’d try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.
Rowan Atkinson.
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
Keanu Reeves, I’m basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
Peewee herman voice and all…
Yes I’m quite the lady-killer…
I only just recently learned the voice bit as I’ve never recorded myself. I used to think I was just ugly lmao
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.
So, I guess I’d pick John Candy because I just like the guy.
Yeah, I know he’s dead. If I can’t have him, then Ildris Elba because he’s fucking cool.
I don’t know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
One time a homeless guy asked if I was Serj Tankian so I guess him?
