Like a kid’s temper tantrum, vandalism won’t improve society whatsoever. Fight the rich with wit, wisdom, and relentless ridicule.
Wait you’re not supposed to do that
No it’s not. Use lard or other animals fat, beef fat is the worst.
It will also make life just a smidge harder for every tenant after you. But if it helps you feel better, fuck 'em.
Make it vegetable shortening
As far as I know oil is ok. It’s liquid even when cold. But lard or grease will clump in cold water.
The best thing to do is save your used grease in a can and put it in the compost or garbage bin
Bacon grease is a good example of something you freeze in an old can to throw away.
Can also be used to make homemade fire starter if you’re going camping. Mix it with wood pulp till you get a dry paste.
I use Ghee or Tallow when cooking. Both are solid at room temperature. I wait for the left over grease to cool down, and wipe it up with a paper towel. Easy peasy.
Alternative : save your grease in a jar and heat it up and pour it down the sink the moment your slumlord increases your rent and prices you out of the building.
I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it?
… No really, I’m asking.
If it’s something like bacon / beef grease just let it congeal in the pan then scrape it out into the garbage can.
If you don’t know someone that burns old oil put it in an old container and throw it away in the trash.
Civilized countries have collection stations for oil often at the same place you go for recycling.
Tell the US government about it. Then they will bring you democracy and liberate you from the oppressive oil. /j
If its oil, you might be able to donate it to a home diesel user
Pour it into a bottle and throw it in the trash
Put it in a jar or can and put it on the compost or garbage
If it’s not that much: soak it in a paper towel and throw that away. For frying: put it back in the bottle and throw that away if the oil is spend.
Chug it or put in old bottle or jar and throw in the trash.
Rather than throwing it away, you may have free options for recycling nearby, too. My county has a pretty robust program for residents available with regular recycling and hazardous waste like oil or paint in certain locations. There’s sometimes restrictions and sorting required from customers, but it’s usually pretty straight forward if you look it up
So I thought this was a good idea until I did a search. Found tons of motor oil recycling.
You should read about fatbergs before doing this though.
Yeah, I get that people feel like they have so little control over their lives that they feel the need to generally be passive aggressive assholes to people they deem unworthy, but this is just an overall dick move. Having working public/municipal plumbing is a good thing.
Yeah. If it only impacted your landlord that would be one thing, but you’re potentially ruining the entire municipal plumbing system.
Additional tip: If you’re a traditional artist, your acrylic and oil paint should be even more effective :D
Don’t worry by the way; I know that this is a really bad idea. Source: Every art classroom I’ve been in has had at least one clogged sink at all times.
POV: You’re a salty dumb fuck who feels like wasting vegetable oil
Landlord detected, humanity rejected.
POV: you’re reading the comment of somebody that doesn’t cook for themselves
Clearly you’re the one who doesn’t cook if you don’t know what to do with used oil
Why waste the oil? Turn it into gravy, or mayonnaise, or store it to sell to a recycling center that will turn it into biofuel.
Putting used oil into food when it’s not even good enough for frying anymore doesn’t seem like a recipe for success.
Recycling is fair enough.It really depends on what it was used for. I almost always turn bacon grease into gravy or mayo, for oil/butter from cooking meat dishes I make pan sauces, but for frying oil I recycle.
Or strain it and if you have a diesel use it
Aren’t you also clogging the city pipes?
Not if the substance is a liquid at room temperature.
Pouring hot bacon grease down the drain will do that, because the bacon grease is only a liquid when it’s hot.
Something like olive oil isn’t going to clog pipes.
Of course you are. But people who ruin other people’s property already don’t give two shits about others.
Yeah this causes “fatbergs” which wreak havoc on city pipes. I get frustrated when I see memes like this condoning willful property damage bc not only is it stupid and it hurts other people besides the landlord, but even if the landlord has to shoulder costly repairs for plumbing inside their unit, they’re definitely going to pass those costs on to their tenants (either immediately or over time) so this could also contribute to rent hikes.
Looks like my arteries
Am I the only one who thought of a Sea Lamprey?
JD Vance approved!
Forbidden fleshlight
Glad to know I’m not the only one whose mind went down the gutter.
Literally
My mind won’t be the only thing going down the gutter now.
Life should have these splash screens whenever you fall asleep.
My insomnia will be like a long loading game that has two or three repeating tips for each loading screen.
Like shitty life pro tips, sleep edition.
Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔
Just pour latex house paint down the drains, whats this baby tier “grease” bullshit.
Until your toilet stops up and floods dookie all over your stuff a week later
You know what will cover up that dookie damage? latex house paint. Solves all your problems.
Financial issues? Latex house paint. Drink it down and your problems disappear.
I see no issues whatsoever with this plan of action
Glaring flaws in your plan? Latex house paint. Covers 'em right up.
This whole thread speaks of the Landlord Special. Latex paint, what can’t it do!?
Unclog drains.