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Huh. That’s why it is never working for me.
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
You’re god damn right
The fedora of kitchenware!
m’soup
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
Slots ruin everything…
Your fork’s a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
Not with that attitude you can’t
User error. Just use colder soup.
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
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