Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
I guess we’re good. :)
Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?
“Hmm, it looks like these humans really like ‘tentacle hentai’… we could use this to our advantage”
They’re just gonna be commenting on Lemmy all day. Threat averted.
Yes. You are everywhere.
Because I’m actually an entire race of aliens desperately trying to make contact with humans.
Yeah that makes sense. Except, there are no humans here. Only nerds.
Screwed!
But this is not a very good/logical/reasonable alien to be in contact with. There are so many …ists with can call this alien. Generalization with sample of one? Pfff… They won’t even get here…
Well… it could be worse… you should all thank them they didn’t pick my sister.
Well, there’ll be a lot less billionaires pretty quickly, from there it’s gonna be a lot of references to star trek, doctor who, dead philosophers and general southernisms.
lol … aliens arrive in 1960s era London police boxes to try to not alarm us as they make first contact
Aliens first message: … I say my good man, it’s quite a coincidence to find you in this part of the galaxy. I feel pecked by a hundred chickens, fuller than a tick on a big dog and fine as frog hair and not half as slick to greet you on this fair morning under god’s blue sky.
… I think I’m in love with you.
“Why do these aliens keep making stupid, unfunny jokes”?
Humanity is screwed.
They like being alone, don’t like loud noises, will find a reason to leave a situation with more than 3 people in a small area. They don’t have any sexual desire and will be most happy to go through life without ever having intercourse. Probably going to go extinct without outside intervention thanks to that, better intervene to preserve the species.
They want to hibernate when it’s cold outside. Cold = anything below 70f.
They’re herbivores though so at least they don’t destroy their planet by mass farming the cruelest and most inefficient food source possible. Silver lining?
Excellent source of creating a slave race? … to build that interplanetary space gun to destroy XMH3003 and those stupid Morkahons
It’d be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.
UN: “Boy, they really like using Star Trek memes to convey their thoughts…”
Let’s just say the overpopulation issue will be thoroughly resolved
Mein Führer?
nah they’d take one look inside that guy’s mind and go “well fuck this species”
Nah, just your average misanthrope
Das ist gut … I think
As someone with d.i.d. it all comes down to which personality they take.
I think it’d go great.
I feel like they’d be horrified, and conquer our planet and force us all into therapy, but think they’d see us as worth helping