I really, really like the interpretation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
OH, I’M SORRY MY BED WASN’T TO YOUR FUCKING LIKING!
I thought they’d be reading this one.
wow they really were serious about picking the random bear huh
This book was written in 1976.
you think i was genuinely suggesting that this book was written as an adaptation of a tiktok meme
i guess weirder things have happened
I’ve seen weirder.
if a game with no plot, story or ending like borderlands gets a movie, TikTok memes should be allowed to get books
What’s that second line of the subtitlem
I read it as “plausible as kitchens, but shapely as a folktale”, which is a somewhat unusual way to describe a book 🤔
First I thought, that doesn’t sound right so I tried to read it too. Then I thought, well shit I’m reading the same thing but it can’t be right. I googled it, sure as shit you’re right. The book was originally German and old so I’m assuming it’s an old German thing that doesn’t translate well. Here’s an alternative cover I found with the same quote.
From what I can tell that is the only time in history anyone ever used that phrase aside from everyone afterward being confused about what the hell it means
Or maybe Margaret Atwood is just very credulous when certain sections of her house talk to her and has fanciful ideas about the physicality of folk tales? 🤷
Fun fact - Margaret Atwood wrote The Handmaid’s Tale.
I’d burn my whore mouth on her.
(I’m sorry I’ll leave)
No you can stay if I can watch.
Well I’ve ordered an IKEA chair, but you’re gonna have to put it together yourself.
This looks like a pic of an alternative universe where Marty McFlurry reads the sports almanac to a slightly hairier version of Biff…
I’d watch that.
