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I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!
A new challenger appears…
Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!
You’re welcome.
Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.
The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!
Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.
Glock Ness Monster
At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance
Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.
Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
Glock Ness Monster because I’m also not real @.@
Also, “Glocktopus” reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅
The glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm
Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.
Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.
I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.
Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.
Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐
I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
Hollywood? Are you reading this?
obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times
you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.
okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum
Glockatoo
They’re the one I can count on to not give up
