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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 days agoWhen I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell me.
minus-squareDrCake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoI’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days ago I’d buy a private island
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoBidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoYou’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoFuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.
minus-squareHKPiax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoBelieve it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoOh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
minus-squareHKPiax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoI’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoBut it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
When I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell me.
I’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
Bidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
You’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
Fuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.
Believe it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
Oh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
I’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted
But it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.