I have had cocaine nights gentler than this. My head keeps darting around like a songbird’s. The width of my skull feels off. My eyeballs are dry. I can hear my blood.
Lmao
Yeah, actually, I don’t miss college.
Diabeetus
And arrythmia…
And the big sleep
Ah, so there it is! Red Bull, in fact, does give you wings!
I was expecting some reflection or some larger message or lesson the author learned. Nah, he drank a lot of Red Bulls, got predictably sick, and documented it. I appreciated reading it though. I kinda want a Red Bull now…
article author is tragically misinformed, everyone knows it’s wiiings that redbull gives you
While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.
