is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Ah well sucks to suck I guess they’re doomed to die together.
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
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Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
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And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, bit I got too phat.
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Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
Looks like an elf to me!
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
I learned I’m not into that. So
Let me see the human from the back
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
The Shrek paradox
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
