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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 days ago

It slaps tho

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It slaps tho

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  • irish_link@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread? I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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      27 days ago

      Making your point with Blender is a new level

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        27 days ago

        There’s probably forums where clicking “reply” just opens Blender.

    • dangercake@feddit.uk
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      27 days ago

      And once you’ve sliced it like that, fry all the flat edges for that lush crispy burned goodness

    • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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      27 days ago

      What software is this?

      • irish_link@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        Yep, 2 min in blender. I really could have made it better but it’s to make a point about a hot dog on the internet.

        Free, amazing, and cross platform.

        https://www.blender.org/download/

      • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        Blender

        • irish_link@lemmy.world
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          27 days ago

          Yep.

          • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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            24 days ago

            Nice. Any tutorials you recommend that I can follow to start learning 3d Modeling?

            • irish_link@lemmy.world
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              24 days ago

              The best place to start is this guy or some others like him.

              https://youtube.com/@blenderguru

              There are tons of good tutorials online but I would start with the Guru.

    • nathanjent@programming.dev
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      27 days ago

      This is my go-to solution when I’ve got hotdogs and hamburger buns but no hamburgers or hotdog buns.

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      27 days ago

      I have done this. Cutting it in half creates a flat surface so the bread isn’t thinner in one area, the gaps are all condiments, and it prevents the hotdog from rolling out.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      At that point you may as well cook.

      • irish_link@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?

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          27 days ago

          Heating ≠ cooking.

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    27 days ago

    I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don’t buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.

    • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      Is this a prank?

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        What? I came home and ate it tonight with a slice of fake cheese on each one. The franks were beef though.

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          25 days ago

          with at least mustard though, right?

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    You got relish, you’re living well.

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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    28 days ago

    It fits better diagonally

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      27 days ago

      First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

      Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don’t soak through the bread.

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      27 days ago

      That’s what she said

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    The real question is why the hell would you place the hot dog in this direction. Being vertical means the bread will not fully wrap around the dog and therefore not hold any condiments. Horizontally will allow for adequate condiments. The only downside being the ends of the bread will have hotdog sticking out.

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Turn the bread? In this economy?

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      26 days ago

      Nah mate, you lay it diagonally

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    27 days ago

    But…that’s the best thing tho. Toast the bread, add some lettuce, and some chilli sauce and mayo, it would be a good meal for me.

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    27 days ago

    I would sometimes just eat the bread with yellow mustard. It’s rough.

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      26 days ago

      Is that actually good? I’ve just eaten plain bread with water. Mind you, I usually just bake my own bread and it comes out delicious as is.

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        I mean when you’re hungry and don’t got any food to cook or money to get some, then yeah it’s pretty good. Probably more so depends on if you like yellow mustard enough, which I do. I don’t miss those times.

  • rosco385@lemmy.wtf
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    27 days ago

    Struggle?! The ol’ Bunnings snag is a delicacy!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      A good Australian partaking in holy communion at the church of bunnings on a Sunday.

    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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      27 days ago

      Except its a sausage not a hotdog

      And they’re $3.50 in Darwin

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        But if you live in Darwin its a lot cheaper because otherwise you have to factor in the flight and accommodation costs…

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    Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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      Ehhhh, calling that a Korean hot dog is generous lol

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    27 days ago

    That sausage gives me the creeps. Please just a real one

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      26 days ago

      Found the German

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        The real struggle is that people will rather eat sausages made of oil and trash. Bread whiter than snow. Ketchup made from apples and sugar.

        There is nothing wrong with using bread, but if you struggle then rather eat cabbage, onions, carrots, oats.

        Please take care of yourselves, people. Learn to cook something more than a cheap trash sausage.

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    Thats an aussie delicacy, what struggle?

    Snags ftw, mate!

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      Mate, if you use frankfurters at your sausage sizzle I’m going to have some complaints

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    Cut the hotdogs lengthwise and lay them flat on the bread with mustard and relish. It’s actually good af

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      That’s just an open faced sausage sandwich

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    Replace the hotdog with regular sausage (cooked on a barbecue), and you’ve literally got Australia’s favourite weekend food. Onions (also barbecued) and tomato sauce optional.

    • 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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      And they say Australians have no culture smh

      If you want the ultimate feed, buy a half loaf of bread and cut it horizontally for the biggest sausage in bread ever:

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        This is blasphemy, it’s wrong way on the bread

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          As long as you arent putting your sausage in others peoples bread, you can put your sausage on your own bread however you like. We’re in currentyear. Non-standard sausage behaviour is perfectly acceptable now.

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            Except veggie sausages, no one likes those. And the ones who say they do are just lying and they know it!

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      The rest of the world is so adverse to the idea of using bread, it’s crazy. It’s the same cheapo white bread inside either way and who wants all that extra dough of a roll anyway, bleugh.

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        adverse

        Technically here you want “averse”. But it’s weird how both those words even exist.

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        For america in particular it probs doesnt help that their bread is extremely sweet.

    • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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      Did you know that over here in Perth the bunnings sausage sizzle comes in hot dog buns?

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        wtf Perth

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          Weird cultural quirk I know… And Bunnings mandate it.

          Honestly at this point we think the slice of bread is a backwards eastern states custom 😄

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        Do your democracy sausages also come in hot dog buns?

        • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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          I think there might be more flexibility there, but certainly all the ones I have seen are in a bun yes.

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    Granny made us do it. 😠👈

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    But thats not a sandwich bread thats just white bread…

    Sandwich bread is square and you just put the hotdog diagonal on the buttered sandwich slice. (I am not australian)

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