Speed Walking Workshop at 10:30pm? This is blasphemy!
Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything
It’s actually several seminars. For historical reasons presentations from gay frogs, lesbian frogs, bisexual frogs, etc. Are all grouped under “gay frog seminar”
No break for brunch? How DARE you!!??!?!
Right!? 30 mins for Age of Sin!? Are they kidding? Is this shrinkflation?
Shit I forgot lunch
I get it, the gay frog seminar can go long sometimes.
I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.
Damnit! I missed the Dance Rave again!
It’s pride month, friend! It’s dance rave parties every day!
Threatening Human Dignity
Why would you violate Article 1 of the German Constitution?
Why would you not?
What’s speed walking? Isn’t that just walking but at 2x speed?
Do I need to attend the workshop?
No I think you’re thinking of running. Speed walking allows you to do 2 walks per walk.
Did you never see Malcolm in the Middle?
Really not a fan of speed walking. So in stead I went home and painted rainbow colors on my bigoted neighbor’s door. Wonder if I turned him gay…
Yesterday from 1 - 3 i was with my family at my parents in law… Guess yes… i was at that lecture about lesser human dignity.
They didn’t put my CRUCIFIX MASTURBATION seminar on the agenda again this year. Homophonic !!1
I was wondering when the gay would frog the seminar.
WHO LEAKED IT? THAT SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
Is there going to be a seminar on how to convert children to a life of Hedonism simply by proximity to your sheer existence?
I think that’s implied by the gates of hell opening first thing.
Mashallah, I followed the agenda
Is it a gay agenda if there’s no brunch?
It’s more of a trans mission
Mimosas are an all-day thing during Pride.
